”h**********d its mom ive been trying to contzct you” UGH mom go away cant you see im in goth despipair????

I ignored the messaye as always and threw my ph9ne against the wall.

After that i got up and rechecked my social media. I posted a new thread on my goth forums

‘thr cuck do i do when someone tells me not to play a goth classic but i want to and then theh fjcking leave’

I waited for a reply.

“maybe uhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH u suk” gO AWAY FUCK OFF

I hit ban right away and decided to take action.I diecie dt go and me patrol the town. I walked for too fucking long but tit was worth it because then i saw him……

Not nero but that fuckign,prep he was with!!!!!!he kinda looked like what i thought michel bubblr would look like based on his shitty somgs that fucking come on durings ads like fuCK U N UR SHITTY FUCKING.COMEMENRCIALS!!!!!!PREP!!!!!! He was sra ding outside a building n smoking and uuuguuu lookmat me im so cool fuck off u non goth non vampirc poser prep!!!!!- i swallowed my pride like blood from my victims and went up to him.

“can i help u” he asked in a fucking preppy bath and bitch works voice

“yah wheres nero” i huffed.

“Nero? Oh are you their friends”? He tried to flirt

“Uh? Yeah? Im not amfucking pOSR” i ignored his advances

“well theyre working theres a glrup inside right nlw” he murmered rubbing his shitty preppy stubble like ugh u dont even look fucking hot like groovie mann u fucking poser. But then i had a thought liek the fuck does nero do that rewuires a fucking group?!!? Like godd i thought some of the shit teyrinto was kinda weird but oh my stan.

I ha d amomemnt like….LIKE GOD WE GOTTA FIND IT OUT NANCY DREW (BUT GOFF NANCY DREW)!!!!!!!! I tire dot go inside and that fuckign prepsp was lke “u cANT GO IN THERE” FUCKING WATCH ME!!!!!! IM A VAMPIRE!!!!!!

I kicked open the ficking door and it was a dark ass hallway. I fel someone touch my other hand and screamed “STOP FLIRTING WITH ME FUCKING PREP” but no one was there like god i scared u off u fucking poser.

I kept walking and made it to another room and there wrwre fucking bugs on the walls like fucking prpes and i fuKCING KNEW THIS IS WHERE NERO FUCKING LIVED IN A RAT BUG KNFESTED WERENOUSE LIKE HA I AM PSYCHCI I GUESS WHICH MAKES ME EVEN MORE GOTH!!!!!!

I ignored it and wentinto a nother cuking hallway thAT WAS FU KING DAKR LIKE NERO BUY SOME LIGHTS!!!! I could only see the dim glo of my light up extensions now which kinda fpsucked cause where is the fuck8ng door????

Next thing i know something yanks my hair and i squirm like “uGH U PRPE POSER IM A VAMPIRE!!!”

They caught me off guard tho and next thing i knoe im struggling in the dakr and fu king its soem fucking hrlrrlr movie creatufe w blood all over liKE THIS IS A WHITE CROPTOP GET OFF FOC ME!!!!! I couldnt break free but i got ficking starteed caus ei hard a chainsaw like nEOR THE FUCK WHY DO U LIVE LIKE THIS U FUCKERO?????

I goth cariried off and im kicking and squirming and im not afraid or anything but im saying “FUCKING LET ME GO U CREEP!!!!!”

Well they did and next thing i know im in a room covered with ffu king bugs like big ones like i dont mind bugsbut i dont wsnt them ficlign crawlong on me. Its dimly lit as fuck too and theres somehting on the floor thst smells nasty and blood handprints like fu k maybe imgot lied to mayne this uy dlens t know nero. I hear a chainsaw get louder and footprints n im just like fdjnxjdnim too fucking gorgeous to get hacked im a vampire leave me alone u preps!!!!!!!!!!

The door opens gut i canT FUCKING SEE IT OR ANYONE BECAUSE BUGS ARE ALL OVERand i put on my nice gogvles with a green tint and x’s over the ehswhich make sit harder to see but its ok cause least im hot and you dont die if youre hot. (An: i put on my goth goggles earlier too ok tjats why i couldnt see!!)

Anyway someone grabs my leg and drags me and picks me the fuck up like who are u??? Next thing i know im in a coffin and im being dragged like im a hot vampire but im nto fucking dracula u bitch!!!!!!!! I keep getting dragged n i fucking hear weird ass noises like chains and shit like are we at fucking lcuiens or some shsit is thst y nero didnt want fucking tlel me cause hes a fucking poser prep bitch whICH EXPLAINS THE GUY OUTSIDE LOOKING LIEK BRADD PITT!!!

So i fuming at this point but my coffin stops getitng dragged like ok thats something. Then i notice eVEN WORSE MY EXTENSIONS RUN OUT OF POWER LIKE GOD CNA THIS GET ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!

I finally opened my coffin n grea tnaother dark room. I felt around. Felt some nasty ass liquid like maybe blood idk and felt some wood boxes like huh ok. tHEN I GET FUCKING POUNCED ON LIKR????

Im squir ing and i feel someoen efuckimg chomp cjomp my ficking neck snd im like “U BTICH IM A VAMPIRE ILL KILL U IF U DRINKY BLOOD U FOOL U FUCKING POSER PREP YOU CANT EVEN FGIURE TNAT OUG”

I felt them get off of me and a second later a light turns on. Its fuckign nero dressed up in some sort of 90s goth ann rice ass shit like a nice dres shirt and blood all ove rlike…….the fcukt nero.