Pumpkin time was upon us!!!! MNiohgjtwiosh exlicpse the darkhearted moon came w me to pick out some cool pumpkins 2 display as the cool goth forerfathers before us did.i sauntered to some creepy fuxkig asd pu,pkjin patch w ghem in the middle of the night. I hotly jumped over the crooked n nasty wood fence blocoiing ppl off buT IM A CREAUTRE OF THEN IGHT AND THE LAW DOESNT APPKY TO ME!!! SUCK IT PRPWPS IM UNDER GOTH LOW!!!!! THE LAW OF PPL LIKEMORRISEEY N ANDREWELDDI RCH!!!!!!

In jumped the fence so fuckign well like it wa sa 666/10. I took cool pics of me posing sedu itively n gothickly w pumpkins. In my head alll iceasthingking qas sUCK IT NEEO U BITCH!!! BET LCUEKN WONT TAKE U ON COOL DSTES 2 PLACESLIKE THESE U POSER PRPEP BI5CH!!!

Lucien the ,fi ker poser prpeps bit pch looser xant evwn pose hotly like me either cause hes too fuCKING TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE!!!! TOO MUCH OF A PRPEP KISZING BJTCH TOO!!! Fu kig loosers

Anyway we looked aroudn 4 cool ass pumpkins. U was a pro at this and when i lived w my parents i made aure I GOT WHAT I WANTED CAUSE I KNEW THE BEST ONES!!! I was somesomrt of ho5 pumpkin paychcic. Ipi ked out cool n big pumokins. But theyw wnet too big becaus ehttatd be a pain to bring BACK TO MY LAIR!!! K kicked i n a few other ool ones sO STUPID PRPES COULDNT TAKE IT ONCE DAYLIGHT HIT!!!

I got some cool pics of me doing it too but my boots got all grody n shit like ugh!!! What the fuckever tho cause im hot and when ur this hot nothing decreasedz that. I felt bad for otehr ppl at this poijt.

Anway we walked home n put our loot ito my cool lair. BUT IT WAS ATILL EARLY IN THE NIGHT!!!! So we cecided to go out n do some ktherg stuff

“HAUNTWD ,AZE” sOunded legit so we decided to go n do tnst. I5 was out of the city like. In the country like j was expecting 2 see cowboys n pigs or shatever. Ppl smoking corn xob pipes wjo look like theyre from children of the corn but not like 5 yr oldz (which made that movie stipid like honestly who wouldnt fight choldren????a prpe bitch thats wo fucking preps this is why gthsn neeec 2 be in hororr movies. Then again gOTHS KNOW BETTER!!!!!)

We headec otut 2 them aze n fucking prepidiah or some shit he was wearing a straw hat w staw in his mouth like some nasty ass person was stampjng out hands n i stomPED IN THE MAZE!!!!!

“”Nighriwsh exlcipse the darkhearted moon i dont know if u kno but sinc eim a supreme goth and a hot vampire i have super cool bat se snes n can easily get us 2 the end. Caus im coo llike that. Itll take e 5 minutes” i said seixixly

“uh acutinally this maze takes usually about an hr, hour and 20, evenfor experiencex ppl” fuCKING PRPEPSIDIAH CUR IN ON US LIKE?? UH LOOSER WE WERENT TALKING 2 U GO DIE!!! I stuck my middle fingers up at him and marched on w nightwish excliopse darkhearted moon locking arms w me so we looked cool n intimidating.

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AS IT TURNS OUT MAZES FUCKING SUCK!!!! UGH WHICHMPREP THINKS THIS SINA COOL MAZE DEISNF!!!! I was huffing n getting mad. I was screething

“Thisnsis a afuckING STUPID ASS MAZE I HATE THIS!!!!WEVE BENE EHRE FOR LIKE AN HR AND ITS SHITTY AS FUXK!!!”i saod kciking some corn. i was mad so i kicked more corn.

“THE ONLY THING HAUTNED IS THIS FUCKING CORN” i kelt scrEAMING!!! FUCKING,PRPEPS!!” is tomped more n kept trhjng 2 find a way ou5 but i got mad cause i kept endingnu pclose 2 the start so i deicded to make my own rou5e (AN:ITS NOT CHESTING IF UR STRONG AND VAMORIIC LIKE ME!!! PRPES!!!)

I flet my sides get tocuhed .ike ugh r u trying 2 make moves on me in a cornffisld like jesus i mean i donf mind but thsi si kinda wierd if u have a corn fetish. But no it wans trhem it was oMe fucking pREP IN A SKI MASK!!!!

I elvowed them and began kicking tehm and i grabbed nightwisiht eclipse the darkhearted and ran. Id dotn tkneow where we were gojng but we got stopped bY RUCKING CAPSER THE PREPPY BITXH GHOST WHO I KNEED AND KEPT RUNNING!!!UGH GOTHS ARENT MEANT TO RUN!!!!! Good thing jpim a vmapire tho so i have good stminan and look cool as fuck.

We ended up stopping by some codn. Because that was the whole place. Corn. Fuckign corm. As a kid i used to eat xorn here. I sat down n made nightewiwish eclipse the dearkhearted d sit w me against the corn. It was almost pitch black out now tho besides moonlight. I grabed some porn andnbegan plucking the cornels from it at nothgijg. I rested my head on nightwish exclipse. I waisted till i was emotnally ready 2 start again bug i made them listen 2 some of my nee poetry, becaude theyre a pal n get a sneakpeak at my cool shit.

Soon after i got ip again and i turned on the liht sfor my extensions. We kept walkign and i hear a fuckingchainsaw liKE GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS!!! I kept walkign slowlt tho cause km cool n goth and i looked hot. We kept walking n fucking chainsaw mqn never shwo3d ip. It was getting more and more u g h to deal with. We heard russling inteh corn by us and i yelled “fUCKING PREP GO AWAY!!! I BANISH U!!”

THE RUstlign stopped cause im cool n gith. But a few feet later i hear di agai!!!!

“UGH U BITCH!!!” I screwmed sexily n gothicly hittignthe yop of the corn bushes. And then i saw it...