So the next day!!! I wore my hot latex outfit w hih noots and long globes 2 protect myself from the sun!!!i also wore my hot gogoelss n gasmask for fashion and saffetu. I waited in the lobby of the building ym lair si siny for my shotty coussin to come by. I wrapped my exposured n hot flesh in blankets n they helepd dmemw leave the building safelt.y i had some gool gear w me too n i let nightiwish eclospe the darkehearted moon nap while i was gone for being a good pal.

So i was bundled up in the ebacksest and i havent seen to school in like 15 years so im just like whatever.

So leas tosmeoene prepepared the lassroom because there wS no light coming ging a d shit when i ealked in so i was safe n shit. But either eay it was a inside classroom w.out windows so i mean. Ok. Whatever.

I sauntered in by kicking down the door to the room looking amazing as ever n i kne the teacher thought i twas so cool cause she like faintwd like ya i have that effect on ppl. I sat by my shitty ousin in their smapl ass kchesksks liek who tue ruck desing snthese my nees were by my chin i hatehtis.

“sp for show and tell em hzve this bitches hot wss goth vampife friend who is the most attractive person i have ever seen” the teacher said, verbatim. Which ya i know ur not suppsoed 2 sqear in school but i meanshe was like starstruck.

“so this is my cousin uncle who is a vampire” my shitty ass whatever theynare to me forst cousij???? Whatevr??? Better than whateve rntjsi bitch eas saying i tuned the fu k out until i got bored and started spezking over them

“yah im a fucking vampire i can drink all of ur fucking blood nz kill u if u turn out a shitty prpel cause im jmmortal and i attack ppl for blood u loosers” i said intimidatingly

“im also a real goth who listens 2 shit like the xure like i know none of u fuCKING POSERS AND PRPEZ know who that is but if u become a real goth then, not onlywontu fie of vampire attacks, ull also get good mshci taste”. I said, flipping my hair back

Some bitch raised thenir hand and said somehting like “my mommy listens 2 slipnot does that mean she sa goff or safefrom vampjtes”

I stARTEE SCREAMIGN AND KICKED A DRSK!!! SLIPKNOT IS NOT GOTH ITS BARRELY EVEN MUSIC U BITCH!!!!! INKEPT SCREAING U TILI STOPPED Becua se igt tired and bored ofmit. Ause im apathetic cause im goth.

“ur shitty fuxking mom is gonna die and be the first on my kill list u bitcu thanks 4 snotching onnher u fucking snotch ”i saicafter i stipped screa i gnand she stzrted cryinv, i got usheref out by some “security”or shit whatever. It eas a job well done.