DEVILS NIGHTH!!!!!! OR AS I CALL IT...PREP DEATH DAY!!!!! See most shitty cucking prpeeps dont kNOW about devils night because theyre stupid ajd have never watched the crow. Unlike me, who s a tru goth and I know about goth.

So me n mmgojtwish eclipse the dakrheaetred moon are gonna aTTACK PREPS!!!! I gave thiem a cool cloak thing which kijd fo make usmlook like we were in a cult but like a goth cult because it was cool looking. I made sure they were up to shape for this andwe headed out inTO DA NGITH!!!!!! We slid out of our lair n stalked the streets 4 uNSUSPECTING PRPEPS!!!!!!! We also descided to attack prpe hpuses!!!

I stole some ppls pumpkincasue preps dont deserve pumpkins, real ones, or, pumpkin spice lattes (if i cant enjoy them anymore no one else can). I stocked up on toilet papepr rolls and threw it on ppls houses lie i did in my youth. We also threw it at pREPS QHO THEN WE DEVOURED THEIR BLOOD!!!!!

It was going good but then it had to ge...interritped by the prepking himself!!! Fuckignlucien with his shitty fucking hih “””waisted”””””””””” leotadds like what r u overocmpensating for u bit”₩ch and hE WAS JUST TRYING SOOO HARD TONIGHT!!! hE WAS WITH SOME OTHER POSER PRPES AND HAD SOME SHITTY LIKE DOLLAR STORE (BECus enotHING ON HIM KS HIGH QUALITY) BAT UMBRELLA!!!!!!

“H(****and co., nice to seeylu on this fie night” he said, lowering his shitty sunglasses like u bitch ita night!!!! Ur not andrew eldrich u cant wear sunglasses when tnefes no sun

“ya u bitcn a good night 4 u to dropdeadprpe!!!!” i stu k my middle finger up at him.

“€****ld, Halloween is in a few hours, cant we have a halloween miracle and get along? I would love to sit down with you” and blablahabalahaj honeslty his dialogue doesnt even matter at this point im savkng tru goths the despair over thisfu king prpeps momologause.

“FUCK U POSER” I said, kicking his shins and running S fast as i could. Nighriwhs eclipse the darkeharted moon n I made it to a graveyard which was cool.

“wehave seen the prep version of the devil on devils night. K hate him. The anti-devil” i hissed, plottinf out where to go next. Ngijhtwish ecllipse the darkhearted moon was quiet tho i knew they were in agreeance and hated him too becaus ehes a preppy bitch. Soon after we continued ourmdestruciton of the city, one oumpkin at ati e.