OHHH MY GOTH!!! I WAS FUCKING FURIOUS HOW FUCKING COULD THEY I THREW MY FJCKIGN EXTRENTIOSNA DN ANYTBUGN ELSE I COULD GRAB IF I COULD PCI KTHEM UP ID FUXKING THROW MIDNGITH MOON THE CODNEMWMD TOO IM SO FUCK8NGMAD!!!!!! MY HALLOWEEN IS RUINEX!!!!

I OPEN UP THE PAKCAGE FOR ME AND NGIHT3IWASH ECLISPE THE DAKREHADETED MOONS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND ITS FUXKING YELLOW BEANS IN OVERALLS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHO MADE THIS WHO CONFUSED THIS WITH HOT DRACULA AND NOT AS HOT BUT OK OTHER VAMP?????? ?? IM FUXKING SCREAMING HALLOWEEN IS RUINED!!!!

I kicked ot ajd i kicked my chakrs i kicked the coffins i kiced my computer i kicked the shower curtain in the bathroom i kissed the pi ture kf morrissey by my xomputer i ki ked my clothes on the floor aND I KEPT SCREA ING!!!!!!!!!

Once i calmed down since im not only drop dead gothgeous, im smart, i had an idea. I threw paint on the costumes. Which DID NOT FUCKING HELP!!! WhAT DID HEL0 WAS WKRITNG THECOMPANY AND SCREAMING AT THEMFOR BEING OREP BITCHES!!!

I sighed but forced ngihtiwsh exlicspe to wear ine, meanwhile i repurposed a blanket and used it as a vampire cape. I grabbed our trick or treat buckets and headed out into the night!!!

sO MANY PRPES WERE OUT IT WAS REVOLIN N DISGUSTING!!!! I played it cool and we went ip to houses anyway. The first house some bratty snotnosed kids were were before us and i pushed passed them. Some old ,ady opened the door and I yelled “give me food”

“oh thats nice, a minion and...a vampire?” she said like im glad at least ppl recognizenightiwsh eclipse as below my in gothlefel too. She gave us candy and we walked away.

“ok we dont est thks”i said, holxing up some pieces.

I was gonna show them the real menaing pof hallwoen. I grabbed the candy in my hand aND PELTED SHITTY PREPS WITH IT!!! I CAKCKELD AND WAS VICTORIOUS!! We continued doing it and even went to the townover doing it we were doing so good.

“we should wreck that stupid prpep fucker luciens house” i hissed deslihtlyfully (AN: BUT NOT TOO DELIGJTFULLY CAUSE IM GOTH). I found it cajse it was a shitty “ooo look at me im a fucking prpe i live in a prep mansion with sk e shitty wrought iron like a fucking poserand there are graves by my house wow thats so coolgiys” i fuckjn hate thag bitch. I kicked open the gste, but not before kickijg his shtity fucking mailbox which he DID NOT DESEVRE (It was coffin shPed anD TOOK COOL FOR HIM)

i lruked in the grounds and i checked the shitty graveyard by his shsitty house. Buncha shitty poSER PRPE NAMES!!! WITH SHITTER THINGS WRITTEN THAT WERE SO FAKE GOTH AND NOT EVNE E POETRIC!!!!!!Probably fake too because luciens ssa poser pep and doesnt understand tRU GOTH DESPAIR !!!! I then..lurked my way up close rto his shtity fuk ing prpep house...