after i had a fuckiogn ultra gothic nap I decidied I should probably searhc for Nightiwish Exlcispe the darkhearted moon. Thye were probably like eithe r at a fucking goth club shwoing up poser prerpes in my stewed or like in a fucking dumpster (AN: BUT IN A SEXY GOTHIC WAY NOT IN A GROSS WAY LIEK FUCKIGN NERO WOULD BE. NGIHTIWISH EXLCISPE THE DARKHEARTED MOON HAS NO SOIUL BUT IF THEY DID IT'D BE BLAKC AND GOTTHCI AND NOT LIKE POSER-PEP AND PASLTE.)

ANay fucking way I went back to the scne eof the crime like I was Sherklock Hilms but like actually sexy and hot and gotthic and being a vampire helped because if someone pissed me off or interfered with my investigothtion then i could ATTAXCJK!!!! Thoguh a bucnh of fucking LOSER 11 year OLDS WHO WERE PROPRPBALY GETTING SERVED ILLEGALLY WERE S,OPKING OUTSIDE. I suddnely felt rage fill me as they rmeidned me of the stupid PRPES i went to HIGH SCHOOL, MIDDLE SCHOOL, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND PRE-K WITH. I held toghether my urges to attack and rmememebred I was on a mission to SAVE the only other goth worthy of my time. I went around back and lcukily for me not only being hot and tall but also wearing my neon green belt buckled toxic sludge symbol platform boots I was able to oepnt up the dumpster and peer inside and look for them.

Becuause all I had for lioghting was the stupid fucking shitty bar otuside light and whatever fucking else preppy buisness was arouind i grbabebd my extnensions that light up and sued them for a lioght source to look inside. The fucking garbage REEKED AND IT WAS NASTY but there was no sight of nightwish exlcispe the dakrhearte dmoon.......... jsut fucking that btich Nero's roommamtes.

As i came back aoridn thsoe UFKCING POSER PREPS WERE LAUGHGING AT ME CALLING EM NAMES LIKE "GABRGAE FREAK" AND I FUCKIGN ATTACKED THEM!!!!!!!! I SUCKED THEIR BLOOD AND IT TASTED BAD BUT NOT EBWVEN LIKE ALCOHOL JUST BECUASE THEYRE ANNOYINGH AND PREPS AND DONT DESEVR ETO BE IN MY EYESIGHT!!!!! And then i wnet home and lisntend to Morrisey and The CUre and Sisiters of Mercy to think and plan my next mvoe3.

I thogfugtht asd I listenen d about going back on e-bday and findign another jhalf-priced bliow up doll that I could anme and make my 2nd in command. Maybe mnightiwish exclipse the dakrhearted moon became a prep. Myabe I shiuklnt have even trusted a non-snetient object,...

I wnet online and booted up my compuitert and insetad of ebay I got a anaon on tubmlr. It had a link that was like tumblr(.)com(.)post(/thispost) or soemthging I DONT KNW0P AND I DONT CARE TO LOOK BACK AT TUIT BTU I DID FOLOW THE LINK AND SEE SOMEHTIGN HEINOUS...

NIGHTIWISH ECLSIPE.

THE DAKRHEHARTERD MOON

WAS FUCKI9GJN KIDNAPPED MY PSOER PREPS!!!!!!!